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unfriendlyasiangirl:

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

(via hi)

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pagingpage:

legains:

If you could go anywhere in the world right now would it be to a “where” or to a “who”?

I was not prepared for this question

(via get-some-class-bitchh)

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  • person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
  • me: nope
  • person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
  • me: i'm not
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astound:

I just want to lie in bed and not participate in life

(via lolsofunny)

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buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

(via ezrakoneig)

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itsalwayssummahsomewhere:

Remember ladies: it doesn’t matter how you do on your finals, as long as your future husband is doing well on his.

(via pizza)

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belaroos:

5 ways to turn any girl on that ALWAYS work

  1. show her your yugioh cards
  2. show her your yugioh cards
  3. show her your yugioh cards
  4. show her your yugioh cards
  5. if your yugioh cards dont turn her on send her to the shadow realm 

(via svvords)

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