Cat enthusiast

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i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

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Good Vibes HERE


more benefits to being a cat

  • loved at any weight
  • its not weird if you’re awake in the middle of the night
  • people believe you when you say the gender of a cat no matter what it looks like
  • no one judges you for not showering or leaving the house
  • you can just leave in the middle of an interaction
  • no deadlines or bills
  • not expected to wear clothing
  • not cold if naked
  • if you do wear clothing you will be considered 500% cute no matter what
  • cute whiskers
  • tail
  • super flexible

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7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks

(via pizza)

3,859 ♫



time to drown myself in music to forget about my feelings

(via trust)



"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

(via calmical)